Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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