ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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