YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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