Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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