thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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