Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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