Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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