How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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