do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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