Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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