That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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