pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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