i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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