therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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