I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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