you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You are the jesus of drinking
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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