Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
