I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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