i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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