just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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