i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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