I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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