I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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