How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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