that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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