Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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