508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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