yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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