You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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