How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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