So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Randomize
