just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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