I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
mondays should just be called national damage control day
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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