Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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