just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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