Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
