She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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