Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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