yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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