Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
