Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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