im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
there's paper in my vomit.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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