carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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