i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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