somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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