I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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