does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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