i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I am full of burrito and curiosity
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it's great music for shaving your balls
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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