Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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