You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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