Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love having hate sex.
she peed on how many people?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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