Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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